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Ever heard of Rube Goldberg?

If not, I’m sure you’ve seen his work.

If you’ve ever watched Looney Tunes or Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, you’ve probably seen a contraption inspired by Rube Goldberg.

The comic below was inspired by Rube’s work.

According to Wikipedia…

“Goldberg is best known for his popular cartoons depicting complicated gadgets performing simple tasks in indirect, convoluted ways.”

Take a minute and study that comic above by following the letter sequence starting with “A”.

Guy sits on cushion…

Air goes through tube blowing balloon…

Balloon hits candle, pops, and scares dog…

Dog pulls leash, drops ball on teeter-totter…

Plans launch in air hitting lever…

Pitcher pours water on plant making it grow…

String pulls hand lifting wallet from pocket.

It’s exactly how Wikipedia describes it, they are…

Complicated gadgets performing simple tasks in indirect, convoluted ways.

I know this isn’t making much sense yet in terms of making money online.

Just stay with me.

Here’s one of Rube’s original comics…

Here’s one of Rube’s original comics…

Another example of creating a complicated device to automate a simple task.

In the example above, the simple task is wiping your mouth with a napkin.

It takes 13 different steps to build the self-operating napkin.

So, why am I telling you about goofy contraptions?

What does this have to do with making money online?

The truth is, it has everything to do with making money online. I’ll tell you how in a sec.

First, let me share a common mistake beginners make when embarking on their journey in the online marketing world.

Taking advice from imposters.

You’ve been lied to… over and over and over… and you probably don’t even know it.

Want me to prove it? Okay.

Anyone ever tell you, “X is dead. That doesn’t work anymore. Do this instead.”?

Where “X” could be… email, Facebook ads, SEO, Twitter, etc.

It’s in just about every internet marketing sales page that’s ever been created.

Lazy copywriters use it as a way of eliminating other options for the reader.

They’re preying on your emotions and your vulnerability.

Offering up a new “shiny object” as your only choice for success in the future.

For someone to be qualified to say something is dead, they would’ve had to be doing that something for years, experienced it working like crazy, and then experience it just stop working.

Have you ever seen proof of something working like crazy and then just stop working?

Has anyone ever shown you that proof? Nope. Because they’re lying.

They’re merely calling a strategy “dead” because it’s old… and by old, I mean something that’s been used for years successfully by many people.

Who cares if it’s old… just as long as it makes money.

This is how I’ve made my fortune online.

Capitalizing on the stupidity of imposters.

Using the same money-making strategies since 1999.

Nothing has changed.

The formula remains the same…

Traffic + Conversion = Profit

Plain and simple.

That’s what it boils down to.

You choose a traffic source…

You send that traffic to your conversion machine…

And, you cash the checks.

Hold up a second though…

A conversion machine?! What the heck is that?!

It’s how I “Rube Goldberg” digital marketing.

It’s a complicated marketing gadget that performs simple tasks in indirect, convoluted ways.

Actually, it’s not really complicated at all.

It’s really just 3 components, performing simple tasks in indirect ways, all working to achieve one main goal…

Automated online income.

That’s exactly what you’ll have by the end of the Affiliate Ground Zero 30-Day Bootcamp.

The end is drawing near, though. Only 1 day left to register.

Once the countdown timer on that page reaches zero, the doors are closed for good.

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See ya inside!

Dream big. Take action.
Duston McGroarty

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